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Transcript - Physics/Kids

Interviewer: Longwood graduates more physics majors than 95% of all universities. Can you explain that?

Longwood Student: I could... but you wouldn't understand.

[Expression drops on the interviewer's face... upbeat music begins]

[Screen shows "100+ Majors, Minors and Concentrations "]

[Screen shows "Longwood University - Discover the Power in You"]

[Screen shows "WhyLongwood.com"]

Interviewer: So you have 11 kids?

Longwood Professor: That's right.

Interviewer: That's a big family...

Longwood Professor: (Stops immediately) No, I mean students!

[Interviewer has walked off screen... upbeat music begins]

[Screen shows "Small Classes. Personal Attention. "]

[Screen shows "Longwood University - Discover the Power in You"]

[Screen shows "WhyLongwood.com"]